Happy 38th to Donny Long. We suspect his birthday will be much happier than Alexandra Mayers’s 39th was last month where she kicked and screamed about porn all day and spent her special day alone, under the bed at mama’s. No man took her to dinner, bought her flowers, enjoyed a glass of wine with her or fucked her. Most she would have gotten was a little self pleasure while imagining that a teen white boy was fucking her.
Other porn people that share a birthday with Mr. Long:
Blondy (??)
Cooper Maxx (??)
Jenna Creed (??)
Kyra Rose (??)
Craig Reynolds (??)
Sam Bloch (92)
Kandi Barbour (59) *
Kevin Brad (57)
Arnold Schwartzenpecker (55)
Tawny Ocean (54)
Joe Romero (51) *
Angelica Bella (48)
Carl Barnes (48)
Charisma (48)
Naughty Alysha (47)
Laura Catwoman (46)
Gina Lynn (44)
Trixxi Star (44)
Love (44)
Breena (42)
Elizabeth Lawrence (41)
Louise Parker (39)
Donny Long (38)
Unique Lasage (38)
Mike Angelo (37)
Nancy Bell (36)
Lexi Williams (36)
Favian Gotti (35)
Max Scar (35)
Evita Pozzi (34)
Betty Sue (34)
Rucca Page (33)
Zoe (33)
Jasmine Tame (32)
Johane Johansson (31)
Sean Maygers (31)
Jaclyn Taylor (30)
Diamond Girl (29)
Victoria Secret (29)
Megan Pryce (29) *
Red Rosy (28)
Tina Hot (28)
Jenna Moretti (28)
Jessica Lux (28)
Jane (27)
Lauren Cox (27)
Linet Slag (27)
Maria Fiori (26)
Naomi (24)
Lee Rider (24)
Minami Aida (23)
Gwen Stark (22)
Fira Ventura (21)
Happy Birthday to all!
While Mayers sits alone stalking Long and trying to ruin him, he appears to be enjoying the show and is enjoying his day and laughing at her futile efforts. Word has it that she is hopped up on substances that are keeping her awake for 48 hours straight which she has spent ranting on social media. Can you imagine her WORKING this hard over 48 hours? She probably hasn’t spent a total of 48 hours this YEAR working.
We hope to see Mr. Long provide some photos of his happy day that will send Mayers seething as she sits alone, undersexed, unloved and unemployed. HAHAHAHAHAHA! 