THIS IS A BETTER CLEANED UP VERSION OF THE KIWIFAGS VERSION OF THIS THREAD ABOUT THIS FAGGOT HOMOSEXUAL FANBOI THAT FAILED AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. MY EDITING ARE IN CAPS.

Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning / Donny Long’s STALKER, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist

Eddie Przydzial is a KISS enthusiast STALKER and WANNABE rockstar who seems to have spent the majority of his FAILED life being a huge fan AND STALKER of Eddie Przydzial. A brief list of his self-proclaimed talents includes: FAILED WANNABE porn actor, FAILED photographer, FAILED bass player, FAILED vocalist, FAILED tattoo artist, FAILED oil painter, FAILED fire breather and FAILED trainer, FAILED jewelry maker, FAILED costume designer, FAILED muscle car and FAILED harley building/customization, and FAILED music journalist.

Eddie clearly hit his peak in the 80’s when he was in an UNDERGROUND DEATH SPEED HARDCORE METAL BAND called Corrupt, some shit band called Sister Morphine and hocking KISS merch at shows. Eddie seems regretful that he never really made it big AND FAILED AT EVERYTHING IN LIFE HE HAS EVER TRIED, and the majority of his chimpouts are related to perceived intrusions upon anything he sees as his True and Honest DO NOT STEAL original work or false claims of ownership that make him seem more famous and important than he really is AS HE IS A NOBODY FAGAFORINA FAILURE HOMOSEXUAL STALKER SCUMBAG AND NOTHING MORE .

A lot of accusations have been levied at Eddie by Donny, most of which don’t really go beyond mouth foaming faggot epithets. However, at least one accusation does seem to contain a nugget of truth.

Eddie the Stalker NO SHIT FAGS! EVERYTHING DONNY LONG SAYS IS FACT!

Here you can find a blog detailing the harassment of one Reverend. John Tyler over a period of almost 15 years BECAUSE EDDIE HAS NO LIFE. Mr. Tyler claims he filed a successful harassment suit against Eddie over the behaviors detailed in this blog. There’s a lot to be unpacked here; Eddie is clearly no stranger to internet slap fights.

In one notable instance he called up the guy’s former employer to let them know that he was printing child porn of a daughter he didn’t have.

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Another blog by an unknown author documents the harassment he received from Eddie after he had the audacity to also name his band after a popular Rolling Stones song.

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Whether or not he was sending links to his own porn remains unconfirmed.

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His obsessive behavior appears to predate the digital age as well.

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Seduce may have broken up in 1991, but apparently the mere mention of the band was still triggering chimpouts well into 2011.

Eddie the Political Satirist

From his self-authored lolcow wiki biography entry

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wow very satire

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What Eddie fails to mention is the drama that followed his big viral hit; a DMCA takedown notice was filed with Flickr to remove the Obama/Joker images resulting in some odd claims from Eddie and questions as to whether or not he had created the “viral” image at all.

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WOW HOW MANY FAILS CAN ONE POSSIBLY HAVE? MANY! KEEP READING!

Eddie the Thief

Did you catch that bit about Eddie serving time for interstate transportation of goods derived from fraud? Well, bear in mind that Eddie claims to have been a well-known KISS photographer and publisher of a fan magazine. According to this article published by the Detroit Free Press News (and uploaded onto one of Eddie’s own stalking blogs), Eddie posed as a magazine publisher to acquire $3.6 million dollars worth of KISS photographs and pass them off as his own.

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Eddie’s response to this claim? EDDIES BOYFRIEND FAGGOT Gene Simmons paid off the FBI.

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Eddie has twisted the story around and now claims that he sued HID BOYFRIEND FAGGOT Gene Simmons over copyrighted pictures. His only evidence is a transcript of a poorly written article published by the “Associate Press Corp.”, presumably unaffiliated with the “Associated Press”.

Eddie the GAY Kidnapper Cuck

Eddie’s KISS shenanigans were not the only bizarre behaviors revealed by the Detroit Free Press. The article reveals that Eddie tried to kidnap his estranged wife Lisa and infant daughter and then bravely slit his wrists in a dramatic showdown with the cops. Rock and roll.

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Fortunately, one of Eddie’s numerous socks has a very good explanation for the incident; the arresting officer, Officer Liczbinski, set him up, cucked him, and stole his kid.

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Fortunately Eddie seems to have moved past this tragic ending to his first marriage and found a new Courtney to his Cobain.

Eddie claims that the article was fake or otherwise altered. Luckily, a dedicated KiwiFAG field agent in Detroit was able to dig up the original article in its entirety at their local library. Although some portions are too faded to be legible, the article does seem to be an accurate transcription of the original.